This cold morning we warm ourselves with the knowledge that, no matter how completely the administration of President Stupid has laid bare the Big Lie of 'Both Sides Do It', the Beltway media simply cannot stop repeating it, and hammering every story until it fits its contours. It is their default factory setting, never to be tampered with, lest you void the warranty.
So when a big enough mouth with a big enough wallet decides to belly-flop into the political arena by announcing that he'll be throwing f'real money around like Mardi Gras beads to run for president on the platform of no greater depth or vision than "But Both Sidez!", it is Beltway Christmas in January!
Which is why coverage of Howard "The Paler Vortex" Schultz has all but colonized cable news, and the haircuts in front of the camera are creaming themselves at the joy of being able to take a break from
Republican treason and
Republican corruption and
Republican barbarism
to squee about Democrats in Disarray and Both Sidez!
How much of a gift is Howard Schultz to cable news? So much that the were able to haul discredit farce of nature Ron Fournier out of mothballs and put him in front of a camera to recite the only poem he knows: The Road Not Taken Because The K'rupt Duopoly Ruined Everything!
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