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Well, it's certainly been a busy day here at Crooks and Liars dot com, and since we live to serve our readership, here's a handy summary of the news stories (not already on our site) that broke just since your afternoon coffee break!
1. Looks like Herr Twitler is all-powerful after all, at least when it comes to the stock market. CNBC reported that Dear Leaders tweets have a measurable effect on the bond market, particularly when he's hammering other countries, like China, on trade. I know. Shocking. J.P. Morgan has created an index to measure it and named it the "Volfefe Index." So, the real shock is that the folks at J.P. Morgan have a sense of humor.
2. We learned a little something about the Chinese spy who was caught sneaking around Mar-a-Lago from Scott Stedman:
NEW: The Chinese lady caught with malware at Mar-a-Lago was texting with her handler who suggested another target: The Clintons. pic.twitter.com/mQ7aPUlGip
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