Kimmel: Trump Is The 'Great White...Supremacist!'

On Wednesday night, Jimmy Kimmel didn't hold back on his former Oscar critic, Donald Trump.

KIMMEL: President Biden released his bracket today. He picked Yukon to win, whereas Donald Trump not only won't be releasing his bracket, he won't throw one out at all because he's afraid of getting eaten by that shark.

TRUMP: But if I'm sitting down and that boat's going down and I'm on top of a battery, and the water starts flooding in, I'm getting concerned. But then I look 10 yards to my left and there's a shark over there.
So I have a choice of electrocution or a shark. You know what? I'm gonna take electrocution. I will take electrocution every single time. Do we agree?

KIMMEL: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, apparently there's a lot of agreement. I can go either way.

The great white supremacist has until Monday to come up with a $464 million bond, or the state may seize and sell his property. Trump said nobody has ever heard of anything like this before.
Trump needs cash and... we never heard of most of the crazy stuff you do before, but, I mean, nobody ever heard of the president changing the weather with a Sharpie before either.

Something tells me over the weekend Trump's gonna start talking about how strong Vladimir Putin is and then suddenly a dump truck full of rubles will pull up and cover this for him.

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