Saturday, 30 June 2018

Dear Foreign Allies: Please Help Us Save Our Democracy

Dear Foreign Allies: Please Help Us Save Our Democracy

Dear Allies,

Americans are obnoxious. We can be assh*les. We put the American flag everywhere. We wear tennis shoes and baseball caps. Americans can be arrogant. America is like that member of the family who makes you drink too much over the holidays because you can’t listen to another one of their jokes or stories.

We are loud and tacky, but we are the first to answer calls for help. America and Americans are the first in line to fight injustice, battle the bullies who want to take down democracy. Then Donald Trump stole the 2016 Presidential election.

Americans need help from our allies across the world because we are going under. It's very grim. The American people watch in horror every day as our “leader” makes unspeakable decisions and aligns our nation with despots.

The majority of people in America still hold democratic beliefs...we are the same country you’ve always known. The problem is that a handful of evil, racist trolls are in charge of our government. The band of greedy traitors led by Trump and Russia stole our 2016 election and are quickly driving our country off a cliff.

Americans got cocky. We didn’t think we could be overtaken by a foreign power. We didn’t see the warning signs and now we are, to use an American term, in deep shit.

This letter is a plea from all Americans: please help us do what our courts and our congress will not do. Please help us put Trump out of office.

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