Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, who is 27 years old and lives in Washington State, had himself one of those days.
It all started when he had a pistol in his pocket that accidentally went off and he shot himself in the genitals. Now, you’d think that would be the worst thing that could happen to you in one day. But, it wasn’t.
Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.
But oh hell, it’s still not over.
As he was having surgery, a balloon filled with marijuana fell out of his anus.
‘Bout the same time that was happening, Chelan County sheriff’s detectives arrived at the scene and discovered a pair of bloody jeans in his car. The jeans had methamphetamines in the pocket.
Instead of arresting him at the hospital, detectives decided that he, and no doubt they, would be better off letting him go home and charging him later. He healed up a little and turned himself in two days after he was officially charged.
This should have been the end. It wasn’t.
As they were searching him another bag of marijuana was found in his … oh hell, you know where.
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