On Monday night's show, Jimmy Kimmel poked big fun at favorite punching bags Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Green.
KIMMEL: ...during the rally, Trump endorsed Dr. Oz, who is running for Senate 500 miles away in Pennsylvania. He said, “Dr. Oz is a great guy, good man. When you’re on television for 18 years, that’s like a poll, that means people like you.”
Jimmy Kimmel took that remark personally!
KIMMEL: Thank you. That’s nice. Trump also said, “women, in particular, are drawn to Dr. Oz for his advice and counsel. I have seen this many times over the years.” Translation, Ivanka once asked Dr. Oz about a UTI at Mar-a-Lago. That’s what that means. Trump has racked up quite a roster of endorsees. Dr. Oz, Herschel Walker, Sarah Palin — his goal is to turn Congress into “The Celebrity Apprentice.” And on top of all the rallies he’s doing and the ill-advised endorsements he is giving, Trump took time to record a message for one of his bigliest supporters this weekend.
That's right, Donald Trump opened for Kid Rock. Kimmel dared Trump to name ONE Kid Rock song.
Then Kimmel played a clip of Trump explaining his extortion, um, relationship with South Korea. "The South Koreans were gonna pay us FIVE BILLION DOLLARS, and then I lost the election."
Kimmel played that admission/confession over several times.
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