Wednesday, 6 December 2023

Kevin McCarthy Lied About Quitting, Too

We all knew that Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) was on his way out, especially after becoming the first Speaker in history to be ousted from the role. So, he dramatically announced his departure, saying he would exit the House at the end of the year.

Goodbye to the man who, for one second in his miserable life, called out President Circus Peanut for his role in inciting the Jan. 6th attack on our Capitol, then did an epic takesie backsies while awkwardly performing fellatio on the disgraced one-term president to get back in his good graces before he told MAGA on him. It's a bipartisan thing: MAGA hates him, and Democrats fantasize about him sliding down a 50-foot razor into a pile of salt.

But he's still Marge's Snuggle Bunny—# Winning. Yup, the failed author and member of the chaos crew isn't taking this very well. She wrote that she hopes that "no one dies."

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