Saturday, 5 August 2023

Fox News Hosts Triggered By Biden's 'Dark Brandon' Merch

Wow, President Joe Biden has triggered the ladies on the curvy couch with his awesome line of Dark Brandon merchandise. Rarely do you see all of the hosts in such rare form as this video, in which they try to take Biden's most recent ad and turn it on its head. [Full disclosure: I am the proud owner of a Dark Brandon t-shirt which I ordered the day they rolled out the merch.]

We begin with Julie Banderas, who goes right for the ageist effort, which I'm sure Fox News viewers in that demographic appreciate. I mean, how many of them probably wear diapers and occasionally fall off their bike, something President Joe Biden has not been doing on this week of summer vacation that he is quite entitled to after a hard year's work.

"I mean, obviously, this is a man who is, you know, his economy is in trouble." POINT OF ORDER: Joe Biden's economy is not at all in trouble. Instead, the recession conservatives all prayed for is not coming, and here is a pretty picture of his economy which Julie apparently hasn't seen.

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